熱脹冷縮
    老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理?，F(xiàn)在，誰給我舉個(gè)例子？
    約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。
    Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?
    John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.
    牛和狗
    一頭牛和一只狗同時(shí)為一個(gè)農(nóng)夫工作。
    一天， 狗驕傲地說著；‘我是多么重要啊！白天我在牧場看護(hù)家群，晚上我看家。而你呢…..?”
    “我？我怎么啦？“ 牛反問。
    “你只會(huì)犁地或是拉扯?！惫凡恍傅卣f。
    “是的。你說得沒有錯(cuò)，”?；卮鸬??！暗侨绻麤]有我犁地，你看護(hù)什么呢？”
    The Ox and the Dog
    An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer.
    One day the dog arrogantly says: “How grand I am! In the daytime, I watch out for the cattle in the meadows; at night, I guard the house. But you…”
    “Me? How about me ?” the ox says
    “You can only plough or draw a cart,” the dog slightly says.
    “Yes. It’s true,” the ox says. “But if I don’t plough, what do you guard?”