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    Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.
    "A prize? What for, dear?"
    "For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."
    "But an ostrich has only two legs."
    "I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."
    小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學(xué)?；丶襾?lái)了。“這是獎(jiǎng)品，媽媽?！彼忉尩?。
    “獎(jiǎng)品？因?yàn)槭裁吹玫?。親愛的？”
    “因?yàn)樽匀徽n得的。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿，我說(shuō)有三條?！?BR>    “但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊?！?BR>    “我現(xiàn)在知道了。但其他學(xué)生都說(shuō)有四條。所以還是我接近正確答案。”