嘿，各位小讀者們！歡迎來到一個充滿歡聲笑語的英語世界！為大家精心整理16篇笑話小短文。每一篇短文都是一顆快樂的種子，在你閱讀的瞬間生根發(fā)芽，綻放出燦爛的笑容。這里既有讓人捧腹大笑的日常趣事，也有巧妙運用英語語言特點創(chuàng)作的幽默段子。閱讀這些笑話，不僅能讓你在輕松愉快的氛圍中感受英語的趣味，還能不知不覺提升你的英語閱讀能力，積累實用的詞匯和表達方式。準備好開啟這場歡樂的英語學習之旅了嗎？
1.英語笑話小短文 篇一
Don't Be Selfish
A mother is admonishing her son.
—Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
—But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.
2.英語笑話小短文 篇二
Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him.
Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn't look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly.
Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?”
Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round. I am flat.” The round fish says: “But we are both fishes.
Sam thinks and says, ”You are right. Let's be friends.“ They become good friends.
塞姆是一條小魚，他在海里。他生在海里。他很孤獨，想要找一個朋友，那個朋友看起來要像他。
塞姆看見一條墨魚。墨魚有8條腿，看上去不像塞姆。因此塞姆游走了。塞姆遇見一條鯊魚。他想跟鯊魚問好。鯊魚張開大嘴，塞姆又迅速地逃走了。
塞姆又累又餓，他要休息一會兒。這時他看見一條圓魚，圓魚對他說：“你好!你愿意做我的朋友嗎?”
塞姆回答：“好哇!可你是圓形的，我是扁的?！眻A魚說：“但是我們倆都是魚啊!”
塞姆思考后說：“你講得對，讓我們做朋友吧。”他們就成為好朋友了。
3.英語笑話小短文 篇三
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰懶？
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
4.英語笑話小短文 篇四
More Intelligent in Dreams
夢中更聰明
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?"
一名學生在班上沒有做出老師的教學題，他感到很遺憾，對老師解釋說：“我記得昨天夜里做夢對這道題解對了，但現(xiàn)在一時想不起來了。這說明什么？”
"It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.
“這說明你做夢的時候比你醒著的時候更聰明?！崩蠋熃忉屨f。
5.英語笑話小短文 篇五
You may put my beard on again
把胡子再替我裝上
A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it.
一個賣掃帚的人去一家理發(fā)店修面，理發(fā)師向他買了一把掃帚，當理發(fā)師給他修完面后,問了一下掃帚的價錢。
"Two pence," said the man.
賣掃帚的人說：“兩便士?！?BR> "No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."
"不，不。"理發(fā)師說，“我只出一便士，如果你認為不夠的話,可以把掃帚拿回去。”
The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.
賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚,隨后問修面要付多少錢。
"A penny." said the barber.
理發(fā)師說："一便士。"
"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again."
賣掃帚的人說："我只能給你半個便士,如果你認為不夠的話,你可以把胡子再替我裝上。"
6.英語笑話小短文 篇六
In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film."
劇院里，一位女士回頭對后面正在說笑的一群女學生說：“如果你們不介意的話，我想看這場電影?！?BR> "In that case," said one of them, "you're facing the wrong way."
“要是那樣的話，”其中一個女孩子說，“那您肯定是看錯方向了。”
7.英語笑話小短文 篇七
Little Roy puts on his new trousers and goes to see his aunt . His cousins are all very happy to see him .They take out all the toys and play together .The boy enjoys a very good day there .
On his way back home , Roy slips and falls into the mud . His new trousers get very dirty.
When he gets home , his mother is very angry to see his dirty trousers and says :”O(jiān)h,what a mess! You got your new trousers so dirty.”
“I’m sorry ,mom,” Roy says , “But I had no time to take them off when I fell down .”
8.英語笑話小短文 篇八
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returnedand said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見。”
9.英語笑話小短文 篇九
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到?
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學?！?。
10.英語笑話小短文 篇十
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy."
兩個小男孩在祖父母家過夜。睡覺的時候，兩個小男孩跪在床邊開始祈禱，這時小一些的孩子扯開嗓子大聲喊道：“我祈求得到一輛自行車。我祈求有一個新玩具?！?BR> His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
他的哥哥靠過來，用肘輕碰他說：“你為什么這么大聲喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子?！?BR> To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
弟弟回答說：“是的，但是奶奶聽不到呀！”
11.英語笑話小短文 篇十一
I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. I’m not so good at telling jokes（講笑話）. I have just a few of my favourite ones that I tell. They’re pretty funny. I think telling jokes is a real skill. You need confidence（自信）, timing and you need to know when to deliver（說） the punch line（畫龍點睛之語）. Some of my jokes don’t work with people from other countries. They don’t get them. It’s also interesting to see how American and British jokes are different. I listen to American comedians（喜劇演員） but can’t see what’s funny. I also love practical jokes. Playing jokes on other people is very funny – as long as they see the funny side.
12.英語笑話小短文 篇十二
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。
13.英語笑話小短文 篇十三
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問道。
把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。 小女孩回答道。
14.英語笑話小短文 篇十四
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
15.英語笑話小短文 篇十五
Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
16.英語笑話小短文 篇十六
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and asked him 'How do you like it up here so far?' and the cat replied 'Great, I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!'
1.英語笑話小短文 篇一
Don't Be Selfish
A mother is admonishing her son.
—Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
—But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.
2.英語笑話小短文 篇二
Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him.
Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn't look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly.
Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?”
Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round. I am flat.” The round fish says: “But we are both fishes.
Sam thinks and says, ”You are right. Let's be friends.“ They become good friends.
塞姆是一條小魚，他在海里。他生在海里。他很孤獨，想要找一個朋友，那個朋友看起來要像他。
塞姆看見一條墨魚。墨魚有8條腿，看上去不像塞姆。因此塞姆游走了。塞姆遇見一條鯊魚。他想跟鯊魚問好。鯊魚張開大嘴，塞姆又迅速地逃走了。
塞姆又累又餓，他要休息一會兒。這時他看見一條圓魚，圓魚對他說：“你好!你愿意做我的朋友嗎?”
塞姆回答：“好哇!可你是圓形的，我是扁的?！眻A魚說：“但是我們倆都是魚啊!”
塞姆思考后說：“你講得對，讓我們做朋友吧。”他們就成為好朋友了。
3.英語笑話小短文 篇三
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰懶？
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
4.英語笑話小短文 篇四
More Intelligent in Dreams
夢中更聰明
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?"
一名學生在班上沒有做出老師的教學題，他感到很遺憾，對老師解釋說：“我記得昨天夜里做夢對這道題解對了，但現(xiàn)在一時想不起來了。這說明什么？”
"It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.
“這說明你做夢的時候比你醒著的時候更聰明?！崩蠋熃忉屨f。
5.英語笑話小短文 篇五
You may put my beard on again
把胡子再替我裝上
A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it.
一個賣掃帚的人去一家理發(fā)店修面，理發(fā)師向他買了一把掃帚，當理發(fā)師給他修完面后,問了一下掃帚的價錢。
"Two pence," said the man.
賣掃帚的人說：“兩便士?！?BR> "No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."
"不，不。"理發(fā)師說，“我只出一便士，如果你認為不夠的話,可以把掃帚拿回去。”
The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.
賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚,隨后問修面要付多少錢。
"A penny." said the barber.
理發(fā)師說："一便士。"
"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again."
賣掃帚的人說："我只能給你半個便士,如果你認為不夠的話,你可以把胡子再替我裝上。"
6.英語笑話小短文 篇六
In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film."
劇院里，一位女士回頭對后面正在說笑的一群女學生說：“如果你們不介意的話，我想看這場電影?！?BR> "In that case," said one of them, "you're facing the wrong way."
“要是那樣的話，”其中一個女孩子說，“那您肯定是看錯方向了。”
7.英語笑話小短文 篇七
Little Roy puts on his new trousers and goes to see his aunt . His cousins are all very happy to see him .They take out all the toys and play together .The boy enjoys a very good day there .
On his way back home , Roy slips and falls into the mud . His new trousers get very dirty.
When he gets home , his mother is very angry to see his dirty trousers and says :”O(jiān)h,what a mess! You got your new trousers so dirty.”
“I’m sorry ,mom,” Roy says , “But I had no time to take them off when I fell down .”
8.英語笑話小短文 篇八
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returnedand said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見。”
9.英語笑話小短文 篇九
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到?
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學?！?。
10.英語笑話小短文 篇十
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy."
兩個小男孩在祖父母家過夜。睡覺的時候，兩個小男孩跪在床邊開始祈禱，這時小一些的孩子扯開嗓子大聲喊道：“我祈求得到一輛自行車。我祈求有一個新玩具?！?BR> His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
他的哥哥靠過來，用肘輕碰他說：“你為什么這么大聲喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子?！?BR> To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
弟弟回答說：“是的，但是奶奶聽不到呀！”
11.英語笑話小短文 篇十一
I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. I’m not so good at telling jokes（講笑話）. I have just a few of my favourite ones that I tell. They’re pretty funny. I think telling jokes is a real skill. You need confidence（自信）, timing and you need to know when to deliver（說） the punch line（畫龍點睛之語）. Some of my jokes don’t work with people from other countries. They don’t get them. It’s also interesting to see how American and British jokes are different. I listen to American comedians（喜劇演員） but can’t see what’s funny. I also love practical jokes. Playing jokes on other people is very funny – as long as they see the funny side.
12.英語笑話小短文 篇十二
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。
13.英語笑話小短文 篇十三
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問道。
把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。 小女孩回答道。
14.英語笑話小短文 篇十四
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
15.英語笑話小短文 篇十五
Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
16.英語笑話小短文 篇十六
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and asked him 'How do you like it up here so far?' and the cat replied 'Great, I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!'