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    【篇一】
    Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
    John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
    老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理?，F(xiàn)在，誰給我舉個例子？
    約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。
    【篇二】
    Son: Dad, give me a dime.
    Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
    Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
    兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。
    父親：兒子，你不認為你已經(jīng)長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了，不是嗎？
    兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎？
    【篇三】
    Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
    Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
    老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎？
    學生：當然。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。
    【篇四】
    Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.
    Man: He is really somebody. What does do?
    Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery
    小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。
    男人：他真是一個大人物。他是干什么的？
    小孩：墓地守墓人。
    【篇五】
    Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him, "Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?" "No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket."
    湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。 當他去電*的時候，那時他第一次去。他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然后買了第二張票又進去了。幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票，接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。 一個女的問她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友？” “沒有， 我里面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了?！?BR>