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        4.1愚人節(jié)英文惡搞短信

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        preacher: why? what did he do to you?
            神父:為什麼?他對(duì)你做了什麼嗎?
            girl: he touched my breast.
            女孩:他……他摸我的胸部
            preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
            神父:你是說(shuō)像這樣子嗎?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
            girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
            女孩:(因?yàn)樯窀傅呐e動(dòng)而有一些害羞)嗯……是的
            preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
            神父:只是這樣子的話你沒(méi)有理由罵他啊
            girl: but he also took off my cloth.
            女孩:但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……
            preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
            神父:你是說(shuō)像這樣子嗎?(神父動(dòng)手脫掉女孩的衣服)
            girl: yes, that“s what he did.
            女孩:是的,是這樣子沒(méi)錯(cuò)
            preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
            神父:可是這樣子你還是沒(méi)有理由罵他啊
            girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
            女孩:然後……他把他的……那個(gè)……放到我的……那個(gè)……里面……
            preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)
            神父:(*笑貌)你是說(shuō)像這樣子嗎?(神父和女孩就那個(gè)那個(gè)了)
            girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...
            女孩:(數(shù)分鐘後)喔……是的……就是這樣子………
            preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...
            神父:我親愛(ài)的孩子,就算是這樣你還是沒(méi)有理由罵他「你這個(gè)………」
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