Well, heream in the heart of Brighton, where all the interesting and fashionable stores are. It’s raining right now;think I’ll do some shopping. Maybe I’ll buy some gifts for the people back home. Yeah. And, uh, well, as you can see, I’m without my husband Alan, right at the moment. He’s gone…somewhere. Yeah, well… let’s try this cute little store here. Maybecan find a nice gift for my mom. Maybe not this one. Let’s try the one next door. No, this is quite her style either. I’m suresaw a real cute little place back there somewhere… Definitely not that one. Not this one either. Why are all the stores here so strange? And it’s really raining hard now. Gee,do have my umbrella with me;left it in the hotel.do know. Maybe I’ll go back there now, see if Alan’s there.do think he’s gonePittsburgh…
Sogotplay golf at last! Ok, it’s raining. In fact, it’s raining really hard. But, the waysee it, golf in the rainbetter than no golf at all. And also, heream in England, which is, like, the home of golf. Yeah, it was king somebody-or-other,dunno, maybe Henry the something-or-other, whatever, who played the first game of golf, way back in the year…5 something-or-other or maybe it was 6. Yeah, well, whatever.mean. I’m not really an expert on history. Butam an expert on golf.was a professional golfer for 2 years, in fact. From whenwas 2 till whenwas 33.made a good living, too. Whenstopped playinghad nearly a million bucks. Thenput that money into a store-all of it. Yeah,opened a store selling golfing stuff: you know, clothes, balls, gloves, books, videos, whatever. There are five of those stores now; all over the state and they’re all mine. Yeah, well, mine and Alice’s. Alice, my ex-wife. Yeah, well, we do whattalk about her; we do even wantthink about her. Must try this shot again… Darn it! Geez, that was terrible! I’ve seen 5-year-old kids play better than that. It’s because I’m thinking about damn Alice! And damn Deborah, too! Geez, damn women! Like my old Dad said: you ca live with them; you ca live without them! Darn it! I’m goingtry that shot again…
Sogotplay golf at last! Ok, it’s raining. In fact, it’s raining really hard. But, the waysee it, golf in the rainbetter than no golf at all. And also, heream in England, which is, like, the home of golf. Yeah, it was king somebody-or-other,dunno, maybe Henry the something-or-other, whatever, who played the first game of golf, way back in the year…5 something-or-other or maybe it was 6. Yeah, well, whatever.mean. I’m not really an expert on history. Butam an expert on golf.was a professional golfer for 2 years, in fact. From whenwas 2 till whenwas 33.made a good living, too. Whenstopped playinghad nearly a million bucks. Thenput that money into a store-all of it. Yeah,opened a store selling golfing stuff: you know, clothes, balls, gloves, books, videos, whatever. There are five of those stores now; all over the state and they’re all mine. Yeah, well, mine and Alice’s. Alice, my ex-wife. Yeah, well, we do whattalk about her; we do even wantthink about her. Must try this shot again… Darn it! Geez, that was terrible! I’ve seen 5-year-old kids play better than that. It’s because I’m thinking about damn Alice! And damn Deborah, too! Geez, damn women! Like my old Dad said: you ca live with them; you ca live without them! Darn it! I’m goingtry that shot again…