關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文謎語精選
    Christmas:ThetimewheneveryonegetsSantamental. The3stagesofman: HebelievesinSantaClaus. Hedoesn\tbelieveinSantaClaus. HeisSantaClaus. DidyouhearthatoneofSanta\sreindeernowworksforProctorandGambel? It\strue....Cometcleanssinks! HowdosheepinMexicosayMerryChristmas? FleeceNavidad! HowwouldyoufireSanta? Givehimthesack... Ifathletesgetathletesfoot,whatdoastronautsget? Missletoe! IfSantaClausandMrs.Claushadachild,whatwouldhebecalled? AsubordinateClaus. IfSantarodeamotorcycle,whatkindwoulditbe? AHollyDavidson. The3stagesofman: HebelievesinSantaClaus. Hedoesn\tbelieveinSantaClaus. HeisSantaClaus. WhatdidJackFrostsaytoFrostytheSnowman? Haveaniceday! Whatdidoneangelsaytotheotherangel? Halothere! WhatdidoneChristmastreesaytotheotherChristmastree? Ireallygofiryou! WhatdidSantasaywhenhistoysmisbehaved? Toyswillbetoys. WhatdidSantashouttohistoysonChristmasEve? Okayeveryone,sacktime!! Whatdidthegrapesaytotheraisin? \Tistheseasontobejelly. WhatdoalienssaywhentheylandintheNorthPole? Takemetoyourheater. WhatdoangrymicesendtoeachotheratChristmas? Crossmousecards. Whatdoelveslearninschool? TheElf-abet! Whatdoelvesputontheircandycanes? Theirtongues. Whatdopenguinsride? Ice-Cycles.
    WhatdothereindeersingtoSantaonhisbirthday? Freezeajollygoodfellow. Whatdoyoucallabunchofgrandmastersofchessbraggingabouttheirgamesinahotellobby? Chessnutsboastinginanopenfoyer! WhatdoyoucallacatonthebeachatChristmastime? Sandyclaws. Whatdoyoucallagiganticpolarbear? Nothing,youjustrunaway! WhatdoyoucallapenguinintheSaharadesert? Lost. Whatdoyoucallasnowmanonrollerblades? Snowmobile. WhatdoyoucallthebellsonSanta\ssleigh? Kringlebells. WhatdoyoudoifSantagetsstuckinyourchimney? PourSantaflushonhim. WhatdoyougetifyoudeepfrySantaClaus? CrispKringle. Whatdoyougetwhenyoucrossasnowmanwithavampire? Frostbite. Whatdoyougetwhenyoucrossanarcherwithagift-wrapper? Ribbonhood. WhatdoyougetifyoucrossSantawithadetective? SantaClues. WhatdoyouhaveinDecemberthatyoudon\thaveinanyothermonth? Theletter"D". WhatgoesHo-Thud,Ho-Thud,Ho-Thud? SantaClausjumpingrope. Whathappenswhenyoudropasnowballintoaglassofwater? Itgetswet. Whatisacomputer\sfavoriteChristmascarol? ArrayinaManger. Whatisaskunk\sfavoriteholidaysong? JingleSmells. WhatisblackandwhiteandfoundintheSaharaDesert? AVERYlostpenguin. Whatisblackandwhiteandgreenandblackandwhite? Twopenguinsfightingoverapickle. Whatisclaustrophobia? FearofSanta. WhatisSanta\sfavoritebreakfastcereal? FrostedFlakes. WhatisFrosty\sfavoritebreakfastcereal? SnowFlakes. WhatnationalityisSantaClaus? NorthPolish. What\sthemostpopularwineatChristmas? "DoIhavetoeatmyBrusselsprouts?" WheredoyougotogethollyforChristmas? TheHolly-land. WhereisthebestplacetoputyourChristmastree? AfteryourChristmasoneandyourChristmastwo. WhodeliverspresentstobabysharksatChristmas? SantaJaws. WhydidSantaClaustakehisChristmastreetothedentist? Togetarootcanal. WhydidSantaspellChristmasN-O-E? Becausetheangelhadsaid,"NoL!" Whydidthegingerbreadmangotothedoctor? Hewasfeelingcrummy. WhydoesSantahave3gardens? Sohecanho-ho-ho. WhydoesSanta\ssledgetsuchgoodmileage? Becauseithaslong-distancerunnersoneachside. WhydoesScroogeloveRudolphtheRed-NosedReindeer? Becauseeverybuckisdeartohim. WhyisChristmasjustlikeadayattheoffice? Youdoalltheworkandthefatguywiththesuitgetsallthecredit. WhyisitsocoldonChristmas? Becauseit\sinDecembrrrrrrrrrr! WhyisthemonthofDecembersopopular? Ithasalotofdates. WhywasSanta\slittlehelperdepressed? Becausehehadlowelfesteem