Family, certainly there will be some small contradictions, these small conflicts should be resolved soon, but we can not be the same family, such small conflicts sometimes will trigger a "war"
    First Family Wars: Mom vs Dad
    Once, our family was watching television, originally and live in harmony, and can father suddenly said:? "My wife, you see your colleague how good body, you see if you're fat, do not feel inferior." It would have been a joke, but let Mom furious, furious. Her fine eyes burning with anger, picked up his "beating dragon 18 palms" continuous attack father. In order to meet Mom and Dad that a strong attack, with that hard, risking veins fist against the mother. But my mom already with many years of "war" experience seen through the father - could not bear to beat her. Sure enough, Dad back a few steps, the mother rushed to her father gave boxing meal chaos, Dad was defeated and fled
    Second Family Wars: My Dad vs
    My dad is a pair of natural enemies, "war" numerous times, he said the last time, I do not accidentally drop of ink dripping on her father's newspaper, which was originally a small thing, but it can be the father angry, he told I was rushing, I Xianshibumiao hastened Banjiu Bing - Mom. I took my mom in front of Dad, Mom and Dad saw the momentum to reduce by half. In this case, the mother said in my ear the words: "scratch him." I then rushed two father, and before he could react, I and my mom had scratch him get up on the floor . This time, Dad or defeat.
    Third Family War: I vs mom
    There is a test, I had only 88.8 points, although it is a lucky number, but a home, but also to eat the pork slippers. Well, sure enough, I walked, my mother asked me: "? Test how much," I muttered, said: "...... 8 ...... 80 points." Ah? ! It was so dotted! I am not trying to get pounded ah? what? ! "Mom resorted to his Kingdom by the Sea, almost did not collapse Louzhen I thought:." Well, finished! "I will direct surrender.
    what! Mom and Dad and the war, I went to support, bye.
    家庭，肯定會有一些小矛盾，這些小矛盾應該很快會化解，可我們家就不一樣，這樣的小矛盾有時就會引發(fā)一場“戰(zhàn)爭”
    第一次家庭大戰(zhàn)：老媽vs老爸
    有一次，我們全家在看電視，本來和和睦睦的，可老爸突然說：“老婆，你看你同事身材多好，你看你多胖，也不自卑？”這本來是個玩笑，卻讓老媽大發(fā)雷霆，火冒三丈。她眼精里燃燒著怒火，掄起他的“降龍十八掌”，連續(xù)不斷的攻擊老爸。而老爸為了迎接老媽那強烈的進攻，用那堅硬，冒著青筋的拳頭對著老媽。但老媽早就憑著多年的“戰(zhàn)爭”經(jīng)驗看透了老爸——舍不得打她。果然，老爸退了幾步，老媽沖上去，又給了老爸一頓亂拳，老爸戰(zhàn)敗而逃
    第二次家庭大戰(zhàn)：我vs老爸
    我和老爸是一對天敵，“戰(zhàn)爭”次數(shù)數(shù)不勝數(shù)，就說上次吧，我不小心把一滴墨水滴到老爸的報紙上，這本來是件小事，可老爸卻發(fā)火了，他向我沖來，我見勢不妙，忙去搬救兵——老媽。我拉著老媽出現(xiàn)在老爸面前，老爸一見老媽，氣勢就減了一半。這時，老媽在我耳邊說了兩個字：“撓他。”我兩便沖向老爸，還沒等他反應過來，我和老媽就已經(jīng)撓的他在地上起不來了。這一回，還是老爸戰(zhàn)敗。
    第三次家庭大戰(zhàn)：我vs老媽
    有一次測試，我只考了88。8分，雖說是個吉利的數(shù)字，但一回家，又要吃拖鞋炒肉了。咳，果然，我一進門，媽媽就問我：“考了多少？”我支支吾吾的說：“80……8……分?！卑。?！才這么點分！是不是想挨揍?。堪。?！”老媽使出他那河東獅吼，差點沒把樓鎮(zhèn)塌。我想：“咳，完了！”便直接投降。
    啊！老爸老媽又開戰(zhàn)了，我去支援了，再見。