以下是為大家整理的關(guān)于《英語笑話大全：She is on the Roof她在屋頂上》文章，供大家學(xué)習(xí)參考！
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Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat name Edgar.
"Edgar is dead," Herbert answered.
James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert meticulous1 instructions about the pet's care. At the end of his first day away, James telephoned his brother. "How is Edgar?" he asked.
There was a pause. Then James said: "Herbert, you are insensitive. You know how close I was to Edgar-you should have broken the news to me slowly. When I asked about Edgar tonight, you should have said Edgar's on the roof, but you've called the fire department to get him down. And tomorrow when I called, you could have said the firemen were having trouble getting Edgar down, but you were hopeful they would succeed. Then when I called the third time, you could have told me that the firemen had done their best, but unfortunately Edgar had fallen off the roof and was at the veterinarian's. then when I called the last time, you could have said that although everything possible had been done for Edgar, he had died. That's the way a sensitive man would have told me about Edgar, and, oh, before I forget," James added, "How is mother?"
"Uh," Herbert said, pausing for a moment, "She is on the roof."
郝伯特和詹姆斯兄弟二人一起生活，家中有一老母并養(yǎng)了一只貓叫埃德加。
詹姆斯特別喜歡這只貓。有一次他要外出幾天，臨行前不厭其煩地囑咐郝伯特照顧好這只寵物。出門后的頭一天晚上，他打來電話詢問：“埃德加好嗎？”
“它死了，”郝伯格回答。
一陣沉默之后，詹姆斯說：“郝伯特，你太不善解人意了，你知道我與埃德加的關(guān)系有多么好——你應(yīng)該慢慢告訴我這驚人的消息。當(dāng)我問起埃德加今晚怎樣時，你應(yīng)該說埃德加爬上了屋頂，但是你已經(jīng)叫消防的救它下來?！颐魈煊纸o你打電話時，你應(yīng)該說消防隊營救埃德加遇到了麻煩，但你相信他們會成功。在我第三天給你打電話時，你可以說消防隊員已盡了努力，但很不幸，埃德加從屋頂上掉了下來，現(xiàn)在正在獸醫(yī)那里。在我最后一次給你打電話詢問，你可以說盡管對埃德加做了一切所能做的努力，它還是死了。這是顧及別人感情的人應(yīng)該說的。哦，對了，我剛才忘了問你，”詹姆斯補充道，“媽媽怎么樣了？”
“哦……”一陣沉默后郝伯特答道，“她上了屋頂。”
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Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat name Edgar.
"Edgar is dead," Herbert answered.
James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert meticulous1 instructions about the pet's care. At the end of his first day away, James telephoned his brother. "How is Edgar?" he asked.
There was a pause. Then James said: "Herbert, you are insensitive. You know how close I was to Edgar-you should have broken the news to me slowly. When I asked about Edgar tonight, you should have said Edgar's on the roof, but you've called the fire department to get him down. And tomorrow when I called, you could have said the firemen were having trouble getting Edgar down, but you were hopeful they would succeed. Then when I called the third time, you could have told me that the firemen had done their best, but unfortunately Edgar had fallen off the roof and was at the veterinarian's. then when I called the last time, you could have said that although everything possible had been done for Edgar, he had died. That's the way a sensitive man would have told me about Edgar, and, oh, before I forget," James added, "How is mother?"
"Uh," Herbert said, pausing for a moment, "She is on the roof."
郝伯特和詹姆斯兄弟二人一起生活，家中有一老母并養(yǎng)了一只貓叫埃德加。
詹姆斯特別喜歡這只貓。有一次他要外出幾天，臨行前不厭其煩地囑咐郝伯特照顧好這只寵物。出門后的頭一天晚上，他打來電話詢問：“埃德加好嗎？”
“它死了，”郝伯格回答。
一陣沉默之后，詹姆斯說：“郝伯特，你太不善解人意了，你知道我與埃德加的關(guān)系有多么好——你應(yīng)該慢慢告訴我這驚人的消息。當(dāng)我問起埃德加今晚怎樣時，你應(yīng)該說埃德加爬上了屋頂，但是你已經(jīng)叫消防的救它下來?！颐魈煊纸o你打電話時，你應(yīng)該說消防隊營救埃德加遇到了麻煩，但你相信他們會成功。在我第三天給你打電話時，你可以說消防隊員已盡了努力，但很不幸，埃德加從屋頂上掉了下來，現(xiàn)在正在獸醫(yī)那里。在我最后一次給你打電話詢問，你可以說盡管對埃德加做了一切所能做的努力，它還是死了。這是顧及別人感情的人應(yīng)該說的。哦，對了，我剛才忘了問你，”詹姆斯補充道，“媽媽怎么樣了？”
“哦……”一陣沉默后郝伯特答道，“她上了屋頂。”