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    LIMERICK
    A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.
    The a-lines should have five feet, while the b-lines have only three feet.
    It is normally, but not always light or humorous.
    A Day Challenge
    You take up the challenge to write,
    then stay up all day and all night.
    To think of a verse
    can be a real curse.
    You want all the words to be right.
    Don't worry if your words sound daft.
    Remember it's only a draft
    and then if you're wise
    next month you'll revise
    and wonder if others have laughed.
    You might have enough for a book.
    If you haven't, don't cry or sook.
    Sit down and write more
    than you did before.
    When it's published I'll have a look.
    I wish you success with your dreams.
    It's easy if we work in teams
    so all in due course
    lets give it more sauce.
    It isn't as tough as it seems.
    Kitchen Capers
    There’s capers afoot in the kitchen.
    The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’,
    It drank two pints of ale,
    Then lapped up a cocktail,
    Danced a jig then said, “It’s bewitchin’.”
    Why?
    Two towers crashed down from the sky
    Causing innocent people to die
    Terror and war
    What is it for?
    I never will understand why
    A Limerick for Paul
    A middle aged man called Paul
    Said 'No' when his angel did call
    Please go away
    I want to stay
    I'm living and having a ball
    I know that I'll meet you one day
    But for now just please go away
    I'm writing a book
    If you want you can look
    Just go and let me have my say
    I'm good you can check with my wife
    But sometimews I find I'm in strife
    Don't pinch my car
    Or you won't get far
    And I'll make you pay with your life
    I don't want to meet the Grim Reaper
    But he seems to think he's my keeper
    Now's not my time
    I'm busy with rhyme
    He'll just have to dig that grave deeper
    Christine
    There once was a girl called Christine
    She smoked far too much nicotine
    She coughed and she spluttered
    The Doc came and muttered
    She has to go in quarantine
    Monique
    There once was a girl called Monique
    She had such a perfect physique
    Her bust is so round
    But mine can't be found
    Beside her I feel quite a freak
    Bertie and Gertie
    A couple called Bertie and Gertie
    Said life will begin when you're thirty
    You lose inhibition
    Try any position
    Enjoy getting flirty and dirty
    Ask
    Don't read your teenagers diary
    Life at home could become fiery
    It's an easier task
    More respectful to ask
    Just make a discreet enquiry