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    Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
    When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
    The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
    彼得是個(gè)聰明的孩子。在學(xué)校的第一天，他學(xué)了三個(gè)詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個(gè)詞造句子。老師說(shuō)：我，我是你的老師；（然后指著一個(gè)女孩）她，她是你的同學(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生。
    彼得回到家里，爸爸問(wèn)他學(xué)了什么。彼得馬上說(shuō)：我，我是你的老師；（然后指著他的媽媽）她，她是你的同學(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生。他的爸爸聽(tīng)了非常生氣，說(shuō)：我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著他的妻子）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。
    第二天，老師問(wèn)彼得是否用心學(xué)那三個(gè)詞了。是的，彼得自豪地說(shuō)，我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著一個(gè)女孩）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。