Clerk: Right this way, Mr. and Mrs. Stewart. Well, it's small, but clean.
    Richard: Clean? You call this clean?
    Clerk: Have a nice stay.
    Richard: Thank you. I don't believe this. Well, it isn't the Watermill Inn, but let's get a look at the view.
    Marilyn: How is the view?
    Richard: Great, if you enjoy looking at a parking lot.
    Marilyn: Well, maybe we'll see the view in the morning. Right now, we should clean up this room.
    Richard: Sorry, Marilyn.
    Marilyn: Why should you be sorry?
    Richard: Well, the rain, the room, the view of the parking lot. It isn't the way I hoped it would be.
    Marilyn: Stop blaming yourself. After all, we're here, we're alone, we're together. And I l love you. Isn't that enough?
    Richard: Is is for me, but I wanted this weekend to be special for you.
    Marilyn: It is special. Happy anniversary.
    Richard: It's still raining. I want to play tennis.
    Marilyn: I want some breakfast. Let's call room service and order a mice breakfast, and then we'll figure out what to do today.
    Richard: Right. Would you give me room service, please? I beg your pardon! Oh, I see. They don't have room service at Old Country Inn.
    Marilyn: Well, let's go down to the coffee shop.
    Richard: They don't have a coffee shop .We can get our meals at Mrs. Montefiore's down the road.
    Marilyn: That's OK, honey. I love walking in the rain.
    Richard: Oh, you're being a really good sport about this, Marilyn, but I think we should face the truth.
    Marilyn: What's that?
    Richard: This is not the way to spend our fifth anniversary.
    Marilyn: Well, what do you want to do?
    Richard: Why don't we get in the car and drive home?
    Marilyn: Oh, Richard, it really isn't that bad.
    Richard: Do you want to stick it out for the whole weekend?
    Marilyn: Well, I'll admit the room is uncomfortable.
    Richard: Uh-hum.
    Marilyn: And I do feel bad about your mother having to take care of the baby all weekend.
    Richard: Why don't we just check out?
    Marilyn: OK.
    Marilyn: Hello? Yes. Yes, this is she. Oh, hello! How nice of you to remember us! Yes, My husband did call. You do? Really? It won't be any trouble? Oh, yes, I think we'd like that very much. Fifteen minutes! Thank you. Good-bye. You will never guess.
    Richard: Uh... I give up.
    Marilyn: Mrs. Montefiore from the Watermill Inn.
    Richard: What is she calling about?
    Marilyn: They have an opening. Someone just checked out, and Mrs. Montefiore has reserved the honeymoon suite for us.
    Richard: You're kidding?
    Marilyn: No. Isn't it wonderful?
    Richard: It's fantastic! Oh, Now all it has to do is stop raining. Let's go.