Works Like a Charm
    (Originally in English)
    A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket
    and asked her, “You know, I've lost my wife here in
    the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few
    minutes?” The woman asked him, “Why?” “Oh,
    you know, because every time I talk to a beautiful
    woman, my wife will appear out of nowhere!”
    巧施妙計(jì)
    在超市里，有位男士走向一位美麗的女子，問(wèn)她說(shuō)：
    「我在超市和我太太走散了，你能和我聊天幾分鐘嗎？」
    這位女子問(wèn)道：「為什么呢？」「喔，因?yàn)槊看挝液?BR>    美女講話時(shí)，我太太就會(huì)出其不意冒出來(lái)！」