Be Somebody before You Can be Nobody!
    An archbishop was visiting a church and suddenly he felt
    moved to kneel in front of the Cross and say, "Oh God,
    have pity on me. I am really no one. Please, have pity
    on me." And then the bishop, seeing the archbishop
    doing that, knelt down next to him and said, "Oh God,
    have mercy on me. I am nobody. Have mercy on me.
    I am no one." And then the minister of the church,
    seeing the archbishop and the bishop doing that, knelt
    next to them and said, "Oh God, have mercy on me.
    I am nobody. I am no one." And there was a janitor
    nearby sweeping the floor, and seeing what they were
    all doing, he also knelt in front of the Cross next to
    them and said, "Oh God, have mercy on me. I am no
    one. I am humble; I am no one." And the archbishop
    looked at him and said, "Look at who's saying he's a
    nobody here!" How humble, indeed!
    沒資格當無名小卒？
    一位大主教到教堂視察，突然他心有所感，在十字架
    前跪下來說：「上帝啊，請憐憫我，我是無名小卒，
    請可憐我?！怪鹘炭吹竭@一幕，也跪在他旁邊說：
    「上帝啊，請憐憫我，我是無名小卒，請可憐我，
    我是無名小卒?！菇烫玫慕淌靠匆姶笾鹘毯椭鹘痰?BR>    舉動之后，也跪在他們身旁說：「上帝啊，請悲憫我，
    我是無名小卒、我是無名小卒！」旁邊一位正在掃地
    的工友看見了，也跪在他們身旁說：「上帝啊，請
    悲憫我，我是無名小卒，我是卑微的無名小卒！」
    這時大主教看著工友說： 「你們看！他也敢在這里
    說自己是無名小卒！」--這位大主教真的是好「謙卑」??！