Just as old
    One old person complained to the doctor that his
    right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear.
    So the doctor checked, checked, checked, listened,
    listened and said, "Oh, you know your ear trouble is
    an old age problem? Your ear is getting old, that's all.
    That's why you can't hear."So the patient said,
    "Nonsense, the left ear is just as old.
    一樣老
    有個老人向醫(yī)生抱怨右耳有問題，聽不見。
    醫(yī)生檢查又檢查、聽了又聽，然后說：
    「哦！你知道嗎？你耳朵有毛病是因為年老的關(guān)系，
    你的右耳已經(jīng)老化了，所以才聽不到?！?BR>    病人說：「胡說！我的左耳也一樣老呀！」