Looking for a Cashier
    Originally in English
    There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and
    a friend said to him, "Oh! I heard that your bank is
    looking for a cashier," and the banker said "Yes, yes,
    we are, we are." And then the friend said, "But I thought
    you just hired one a few weeks ago." So the banker
    replied, "Yes, yes, indeed, we did. That's the one
    we're looking for now." So the friend said, "Can you
    describe him? What does he look like?" And the banker
    replied, "Well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about)
    one hundred thousand dollars short."
    尋找出納員
    晚宴上，有位銀行家坐在那兒，他的朋友問他：
    ‘我聽說你們銀行在找一位出納，是嗎？’銀行家回答：
    ‘是的，我們是在找?！笥颜f：‘不過你們幾個(gè)禮拜以前
    不是已經(jīng)請(qǐng)到一個(gè)人了嗎？’銀行家說：‘我們確實(shí)是雇
    用了一個(gè)人，而我們現(xiàn)在就是在找這個(gè)人?！莻€(gè)友人說：
    ‘你說說看他長(zhǎng)什么樣子？’銀行家回答：‘他是五尺（無恥）
    之士，身長(zhǎng)（藏）十萬。’