The Timelessness of Pigs
    Originally in English
    A farmer was lifting his pig up to a tree to eat an apple
    growing there.
    A passerby saw him doing this and said,
    “Why don’t you take a bunch of apples and put them
    near his snout? It will save time!”
    “You dummy,” sneered the farmer,
    “Pigs don’t care about time!”
    誰的時間概念
    有個農(nóng)夫把他的豬舉起來，讓它吃得到樹上的蘋果。
    一位路人看到了就說：「你干嘛不摘下那些蘋果，
    直接喂給豬吃？這樣比較省時間！」
    結(jié)果那位農(nóng)夫嗤之以鼻說：「你真笨！豬又沒時間概念！」