Wood Fire
    One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened."
    "Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?"
    森林之火
    一名婦女向她的朋友大談雄性動物的特性：“丈夫們就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他們就會燃燒起來。”
    “那是不是意味著，”另一個問道，“他們將自己燒成灰燼？”