亚洲免费乱码视频,日韩 欧美 国产 动漫 一区,97在线观看免费视频播国产,中文字幕亚洲图片

      1. <legend id="ppnor"></legend>

      2. 
        
        <sup id="ppnor"><input id="ppnor"></input></sup>
        <s id="ppnor"></s>

        3人英語(yǔ)話劇劇本:惡搞《梁山伯與祝英臺(tái)》

        字號(hào):


            Characters:(L—Liang Shanbo、Z—Zhu Yingtai、M—Ma Wencai)
            Scene I: Separation
            第一幕:離別
            旁白:梁山伯和祝英臺(tái)一同來(lái)到新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)。梁山伯酷愛(ài)口語(yǔ),每天瘋狂地練習(xí)口語(yǔ)對(duì)白,祝英臺(tái)一心想出國(guó),夢(mèng)想有朝一日成為VOA主持人,最終祝英臺(tái)以托福和GRE高分的成績(jī)被哥倫比亞大學(xué)錄取,臨走那天,梁山伯十八里相送在機(jī)場(chǎng)與祝英臺(tái)纏綿告別。
            L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!
            Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.
            L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
            Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo
            Scene II :Breaking up
            第二幕:分手
            旁白:一周以后,祝英臺(tái)從美國(guó)打來(lái)越洋電話。
            L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?
            Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.
            L: What? Pardon?
            Z: Because I’ll get married.
            L: Married ? to who?
            Z: To 英俊瀟灑風(fēng)流倜儻玉樹(shù)臨風(fēng)的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.
            L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
            Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
            Scene III : Revenge
            第三幕:復(fù)仇
            旁白:祝英臺(tái)的無(wú)端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈,他發(fā)下毒誓:不殺祝英臺(tái)誓不為人。于是重新來(lái)到新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)托福和GRE。當(dāng)然他沒(méi)有忘記用老生證可以優(yōu)惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺(tái),他每天提醒自己有一個(gè)夢(mèng)想。
            I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
            I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.
            旁白:一年之后,梁山伯也來(lái)到了美國(guó),四處尋找祝英臺(tái)的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他當(dāng)年的愛(ài)人祝英臺(tái),而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。
            L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.
            Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.
            M: You! Get out of here.
            L: You! Get out of here!
            M: 電話來(lái)了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now
            Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.
            M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..
            Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典?
            M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典. I’m just good at 新華字典。
            Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?
            L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
            Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..
            L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
            Z: 曾經(jīng)Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)
            L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
            Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.
            L: hehehe Really?
            Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!
            L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
            (to kill)
            L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you.
            Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
            (sing)