今天愚人節(jié)，你可要當(dāng)心 ； 朋友有壞心，整你當(dāng)開心 ； 有人發(fā)好心，別當(dāng)做真心 ； 時(shí)時(shí)要留心，刻刻要小心 ； 送你一份關(guān)心，愿你今天安心。祝愚人節(jié)快樂順心，出國(guó)留學(xué)網(wǎng)小編整理了“愚人節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)大全英文”僅供參考，希望能幫助到大家！
    篇一：愚人節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)大全英文
    1.kind， intelligent， loving and hot；
    this describes everything you are not.
    善良、聰慧、多情而性感，
    可惜這些你一條都不占。
    2.If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated……
    如果你長(zhǎng)得難看，請(qǐng)打110；如果你身材不好，請(qǐng)打120；如果你脾氣不好，請(qǐng)打119；如果你覺得自己漂亮，請(qǐng)打我手機(jī)，詳談……
    3.notice： aprilfool＇s day approaching， on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. following is the first： you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover！
    通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人！
    4.Notice： April Fool＇s Day approaching on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus meaning exactly opposite please pay attention. Following is the first： You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover！
    通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人！
    5.Psychological test： If you and the coward race， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beast； you are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
    心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸不如！愚人節(jié)快樂！
    6.In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！
    在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無(wú)憂無(wú)慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉！有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的！
    7.after dinner seven commandment： i quit smoking， quit immediatelyeat two fruits， three ring relaxedbelt， the four immediately quit drinking， wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep！ journey： remember？
    飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺！八戒：記住了嗎？
    8.some people see you today， you still as charming， wearing a checked vest， manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit？
    今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實(shí)在是可愛極了。真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過兔子的？
    9.shaceng said： i have 16 change！ journey said： i have 32 change！ wukong said： i am 72 changed！ in his tang seng： nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages？ happy april fool＇s day！
    沙僧說：我有16變！八戒說：我有32變！悟空說：我有72變！唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個(gè)電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢！愚人節(jié)快樂！
    10.Because you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah？ ！
    因?yàn)槟?，我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽?。?！
    11.Psychological test： If you and the coward race you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beast； you are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！ JiaRi8.com
    心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸不如！愚人節(jié)快樂！ JiaRi8.com
    12.an urgent reminder： look at your left and then look at your right. Please be careful just slipped out of a mental illness his features are： holding a mobile phone look around.緊急提醒：看看你的左邊再看看你的右邊。請(qǐng)小心一個(gè)剛溜出來的精神病他的特征是：拿著手機(jī)東張西望。
    13. want to with you to see the sea but can not grasp the unfathomable future； think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant； think and you to drift but not the happy heaven； want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said： don＇t walk a dog！
    想和你去看海卻掌握不住莫測(cè)的未來；想和你去登山卻布滿對(duì)理想的茫然；想和你去飄流卻到不了幸福的天堂；想和你逛街卻得到警察拒絕他說：不許遛狗！
    14. the first sight to see you I said to myself： you are my life to strive for the goal I want to pursue you I want to hug you. I want to announce： I love you.........
    第一眼見到你我就對(duì)自己說：你就是我今生要奮斗的目標(biāo)我要追求你我要擁抱你。我要公布：我愛你………人民幣！
    15. do you have a TV？ Look at CCTV1 the White House was bombed the whole building collapsed the police have closed down the entire Washington 1 people were killed and 32 injured people lost... 1 people cheated！
    你那里有電視嗎？快看CCTV1美國(guó)白宮被炸了整棟樓全塌了警方已經(jīng)關(guān)閉了整個(gè)華盛頓1人死亡32人受傷人失落。。。1人受騙！
    16. do not move！ Robbery！ All hands up！ Men stand on the left the woman stood on the right abnormal station in the middle hey！ Said is you but also installed to see the phone！
    不許動(dòng)！搶劫！全部舉起手來！男的站左邊女的站右邊反常的站中間哎！說的就是你還裝著看手機(jī)！
    篇二：愚人節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)大全英文
    1.you are the sun in my heart but it began to rain； you are the moon in my dream but it was obscured by clouds； you are the most beautiful flower in my heart but held； you are the goddess of the moon in the sky will fall to the earth unfortunately in the face of first the......
    你是我心中的太陽(yáng)可惜下雨了；你是我夢(mèng)中的月亮可惜被云遮住了；你是我心中最美的花朵可惜開過了；你是天上的嫦娥降臨人間可惜臉先著地了……
    2.. your quality such as plum general staunch； my character like a glacier and refined； you have admirable connotation； you have let people dump of cool； and we respectfully call you Meichuan underpants was！
    你的品質(zhì)如梅花一般剛烈；我的性格像冰川一樣蘊(yùn)藉；你有令人折服的內(nèi)涵；你有讓人傾倒的酷；jiari8.com于是我們尊稱您為“梅川內(nèi)酷”！
    3.. yesterday I dreamed of you really the sky is so Mingjing sunshine is so beautiful the sea is so boundless you stand on the blue sea I take small stick a poke you hey this is small bastard case is quite hard.
    昨天我夢(mèng)見你了真的天空是那么明靜陽(yáng)光是那么明媚大海是那么一望無(wú)垠你站在蔚藍(lán)的海邊我拿小棍一捅你嘿這小王八殼還挺硬！
    4.. the day I saw you in the supermarket！ You secretly reached barcode scanner and the screen display： yuan pig＇s trotters. Do you think the machine is broken and leaned over to look at the screen display PigHead meat yuan！
    那天我看見你了在超市！你偷偷的把手伸到條碼掃描器上只見屏幕顯示：豬蹄元。你認(rèn)為機(jī)器壞了把臉湊過去看屏幕顯示豬頭肉元！
    5.. It is just a gust of wind worth mentioning but why is so eternal just a dream why is so real you do not bow to the phrase but I can not calm I finally couldn＇t help to say to you： next time you fart say！
    僅僅是一陣風(fēng)也罷了偏偏是這樣永恒僅僅是一場(chǎng)夢(mèng)也罷了偏偏是如斯真實(shí)你低頭不語(yǔ)我卻難以平靜我終于禁不住要對(duì)你說：下次放屁時(shí)說一聲！
    6.. In my eyes you will always be looked carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know Oh！ Sometimes think as you do so pigs are very good！
    在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無(wú)憂無(wú)慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉！有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的！
    7.In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relishis always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！
    在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無(wú)憂無(wú)慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉！有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的！
    8.If a mistake was Ptty， I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart， I have committed heinouscrimes， Zhennan life！ But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes， really envy you！
    如果長(zhǎng)得漂亮是一種錯(cuò)，我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯(cuò)；如果聰明是一種罪，我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪，做人真難！但你就好啦，既沒錯(cuò)又沒罪，真羨慕你！
    9.Because of you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah？！
    因?yàn)槟悖蚁嘈琶\(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說的是~~我上輩子是造了什么孽?。浚 Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！
    在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無(wú)憂無(wú)慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉！有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的！
    10.If a mistake was Ptty， I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart， I have committed heinouscrimes， Zhennan life！ But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes， really envy you！
    如果長(zhǎng)得漂亮是一種錯(cuò)，我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯(cuò)；如果聰明是一種罪，我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪，做人真難！但你就好啦，既沒錯(cuò)又沒罪，真羨慕你！
    11.Because of you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah？！
    因?yàn)槟?，我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說的是~~我上輩子是造了什么孽??？！
    12.Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks， the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong， and easy-to-carry concealed， not weapons， and other characteristics，…… shoot you use the most appropriate！
    磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以……拍你用它最合適！
    13.Psychological test： If you and the cowardrace， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
    心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸不如！愚人節(jié)快樂！
    14.Notice： AprilFool＇s Day approaching， on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. Following is the first： You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover！
    通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人！
    15.Shaceng said： I have 16 change！ Journey said： I have 32 change！ Wukong said： I am 72 changed！ In his Tang Seng： Nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages？ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
    沙僧說：我有16變！八戒說：我有32變！悟空說：我有72變！唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個(gè)電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢！愚人節(jié)快樂！
    16.After dinner seven Commandment： I quit smoking， quit immediatelyeat two fruits， three ring relaxedbelt， the four immediately quit drinking， Wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep！ Journey： Remember？
    飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺！八戒：記住了嗎？
    篇三：愚人節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)大全英文
    1.My love， you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way？
    愛人啊，你簡(jiǎn)直讓我窒息，
    你在哪沾上的一身臭氣？
    2.I want to feel your sweet embrace；
    But don’t take that paper bag off your face.
    Some people see you today， you still as charming， wearing a checked vest， Manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit？
    今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實(shí)在是可愛極了。真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過兔子的？
    3.You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair， as the most beautiful melodies world， in my mind Zhou， I want to say： You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFool＇s Day！
    你站在人群中，被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起的長(zhǎng)發(fā)，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說：你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天可是愚人節(jié)哦！
    4.You find one you love deservesthe love， I not understand you and your feelings， I know that some things can not reluctantly， not some distance beyond， like yesterday， I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go！
    你去找一個(gè)值得你愛的去愛，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無(wú)法勉強(qiáng)，有些距離無(wú)法超越，就像昨天我無(wú)法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了！
    5.Toads pursuitof swans， swan disdain said： If I as long as you die！ HAMA against： the pig also live good？ After listening to pigs， feel aggrieved： I just look at messages， I move Sheire Who？
    癩蛤蟆追求天鵝，天鵝不屑地說：我要是長(zhǎng)成你這樣早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那豬還活得好好的呢！豬聽了，覺得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招誰(shuí)惹誰(shuí)了？
    6.If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated……
    如果你長(zhǎng)得難看，請(qǐng)打110；如果你身材不好，請(qǐng)打120；如果你脾氣不好，請(qǐng)打119；如果你覺得自己漂亮，請(qǐng)打我手機(jī)，詳談……
    我渴望你溫柔的擁抱，
    但別把你臉上的面具摘掉。
    7.I thought that I could love no other
    –that is until I met your brother.
    曾以為一生只愛你一個(gè)，
    直到遇見你的二表哥。
    8.Because of you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah？！
    因?yàn)槟?，我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說的是……我上輩子是造了什么孽?。?！”
    9.Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks， the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong， and easy-to-carry concealed， not weapons， and other characteristics，…… shoot you use the most appropriate！
    磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以……拍你用它最合適！
    10.Psychological test： If you and the cowardrace， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast； you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
    心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸不如！愚人節(jié)快樂！搞笑祝福語(yǔ)
    11.I love your smile， your face， and your eyes
    Damn， I’m good at telling lies！
    我愛你的明眸，你的臉龐，你的微笑，
    媽的，我真是說謊不打草稿！
    12.I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That’s why I always wake up screaming.
    你的容顏依稀入夢(mèng)境，
    于是我在尖叫中驚醒。整人短信
    13.Kind， intelligent， loving and hot；
    This describes everything you are not.
    善良、聰慧、多情而性感，
    可惜這些你一條都不占。
    14.Notice： AprilFool＇s Day approaching， on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. Following is the first： You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover！
    通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人！
    15.yesterday I dreamed of you really the sky is so Mingjing sunshine is so beautiful the sea is so boundless you stand on the blue sea I take small stick a poke you hey this is small bastard case is quite hard.
    昨天我夢(mèng)見你了真的天空是那么明靜陽(yáng)光是那么明媚大海是那么一望無(wú)垠你站在蔚藍(lán)的海邊我拿小棍一捅你嘿這小王八殼還挺硬！
    篇四：愚人節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)大全英文
    1、一只豬和一只企鵝被關(guān)在零下20攝氏度的冷庫(kù)里，第二天企鵝死了，豬沒事。為什么？你不知道？對(duì)了，豬也不知道！
    2、中央一號(hào)文件：尊老愛幼，照顧弱勢(shì)群體是中華人們的傳統(tǒng)美德。為了更好的幫助弱勢(shì)群體，不準(zhǔn)欺負(fù)傻子，不準(zhǔn)說他傻，不準(zhǔn)在愚人節(jié)愚弄他，望實(shí)施。
    3、狼來了豬窩里亂成一團(tuán)，豬媽媽安排：大豬去堵門！二豬去堵窗！當(dāng)看到小豬時(shí)，豬媽來火了，大叫：老三，不要看短信啦！你肉多，出去把狼引開。愚人節(jié)快樂！
    4、狼崽從出生就吃素。狼爸狼媽絞盡腦汁訓(xùn)練狼崽捕獵。終于有天狼爸狼媽欣慰地看到兒子狂追兔子。狼崽抓住兔子兇相畢露惡狠狠地說：“小子！把胡蘿卜交出來！”
    5、電話兵從電桿掉下，班長(zhǎng)問原因，答：“一只松鼠鉆進(jìn)褲襠我忍了，又一只鉆進(jìn)去我也忍了，但聽到它們說話我忍不住了，它們說果子一人一個(gè)。”
    6、不管天多高，海多深，鋼多硬，風(fēng)多大，尺多長(zhǎng)，河多寬，酒多烈，冰多冷，火多熱……我只想告訴你，這些都不關(guān)你的事！愚人節(jié)快樂！
    7、沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！就跟你說沒事了你還按個(gè)屁??！愚人節(jié)快樂！
    8、初中數(shù)學(xué)課上，老師講方程式變換，在講臺(tái)上袖子一挽大聲喝道：“同學(xué)們注意！我要變形了！……”
    9、你站在人群中，被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起長(zhǎng)發(fā)，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，我想說：你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天是愚人節(jié)哦。
    10、一醉漢不慎從三樓掉下，引來路人圍觀，一警察過來：“發(fā)生什么事？”醉漢：“不清楚，我也是剛到。”
    11、你有天使般容顏，魔鬼般身材，就連你放屁的姿勢(shì)都那么完美無(wú)暇?？稍诖笸V眾之下，控制一下節(jié)奏好不好？愚人節(jié)快樂。
    12、據(jù)報(bào)道：日前伊位克武裝在巴格達(dá)城墻上掛起你的玉照，導(dǎo)致大量美軍士兵嘔吐身亡。聯(lián)合國(guó)調(diào)查取證后確認(rèn)此乃大規(guī)模殺傷性武器，你快逃吧。愚人節(jié)快樂！
    13、堅(jiān)定，但不固執(zhí)；重信，但不輕??；勇敢，但不魯莽；活潑，但不輕??；幽默，但不庸俗；機(jī)警，但不多疑；愚人，但不誆人。祝你愚人節(jié)快樂！
    14、快給我發(fā)短信騙我啊，求你了，快給我發(fā)條短信騙我吧，快發(fā)過來啊，我等著呢，呵呵，逗你玩的，今天是愚人節(jié)，祝你愚人節(jié)愚得開心！
    15、在愚人節(jié)到來之前提醒您：愚人要徹底，被愚不生氣，整人要隱蔽，計(jì)劃要周密，騙人靠短信，發(fā)送要大量。愚得有目的，愚得有意義，愚得史無(wú)前例
    16、某人騎車上街，過一路口，撒把前行。交警看見，驚呼：“手掌好！”某人高興地?fù)]手作答：“同志們辛苦了！”